Can you think of a more famous and exalted children’s book author than Dr. Seuss? He’s one of the most famous children’s book authors in history for good reason! He wrote dozens of books for children full of easy-to-understand phrases to make reading easier for kids to grasp. Not only that, he did it by creating such iconic pop culture items like Green Eggs and Ham! Now, we don’t want to echo the book, but why on earth would anyone eat green eggs and ham?! Obviously, if those eggs are green, there has been some sort of issue with the food, or in the cooking process, and you should send it back. Have the eggs and ham been refrigerated? Are they past their expiration date? Someone discuss that with the chef, please. We’re queasy just thinking about it. But we digress.. Sorry about that. We get passionate when it comes to literature and breakfast food. We’re also passionate about Dr. Seuss, though. He’s one of our favorite authors. How on earth does anyone manage to rhyme.